when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.